Fur Baby Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"There are just some things I'd rather not say in front of the dog."

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.