Fur Baby Fun Seeker Pillows

The Many Expressions of Penny

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fleas Navidad.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Pampered?"

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Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.