Fur Baby Fanatics Pillows

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"What tipped you off?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"It's a good boy!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Pet Adoptions

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

Baskerville Tabby.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"He's a rescue."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...