Fur Baby Lover Pillows

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

celebrating a birth.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."