Fur Baby Funster Pillows

Toilet water

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"He's a rescue."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.