Fur Baby Fashionista Pillows

No ugly pets allowed.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Fur Baby

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's a good boy!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Upper East Side Dog Park

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Pet Adoptions

Elvis Presley

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Nice bling!'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"He's a rescue."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

Dog Chow Mein