Fur Baby Fashionista Pillows

No ugly pets allowed.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Fur Baby

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Pet Adoptions

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"He's a rescue."

Dog Chow Mein

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...