Baby Fashionista Pillows

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

Designer Baby.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Baby rocks!

'Baby's first two-step.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Maternity tattoos

Yummy Mummy

'Nice bling!'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

Snake Dress-Up

'How far along are you?'

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Proper little princess.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'