Baby Fashionista T-Shirts

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

Designer Baby.

Elvis Presley

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Baby rocks!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Maternity tattoos

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Yummy Mummy

'Nice bling!'

Snake Dress-Up

'How far along are you?'

'Do these come in blue?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Proper little princess.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

Twenty-first century baby walker

A second life for Grandma's quilt.