Baby Fashion Fans T-Shirts

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Whoa

Joined at the hipster.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Baby rocks!

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Overkill, dude."

The Mummy's Purse...

Elton John

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Bouncing baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

Elvis Presley

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"