Baby Fashion Fans Pillows

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby rocks!

'Baby's first two-step.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Overkill, dude."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

The Mummy's Purse...

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Bouncing baby

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Nice bling!'

"It's dress down day!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.