Baby Fashion Pillows

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

Baby rocks!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Rocket priced prams.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Designer Baby.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Parents with Babies

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

A Young Athlete

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'