Baby Fashion Gifts

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Little Princess.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Baby rocks!

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Elvis Presley

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Rocket priced prams.

No caption (A man wearing a baby in a sling over his chest walks a dog also wearing her pup in a sling).

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Where can I get one of those?"

Designer Baby.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Parents with Babies

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'

A Young Athlete