Kids' Fashion Gifts

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Little Princess.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Advocado

'Baby's first two-step.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Nice bling!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Proper little princess.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

A Young Athlete