Kids' Fashion Gifts

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Little Princess.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Advocado

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Nice bling!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Proper little princess.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes