Children's Clothing Gifts

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

A mother who dresses her young boy in man's clothes and one who dresses her older boy in shildren's clothes.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"We have the exact same taste."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"