Baby Clothing Gifts

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Killer Executive Suits.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."