Baby Products Gifts

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Parents compare buggies

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

A (P)ram.

Dummy Sucking Area

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Gracie's baby toys.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby reading 'To do list'.