Baby Products Mugs

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Parents compare buggies

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

A (P)ram.

Dummy Sucking Area

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Gracie's baby toys.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Some scents are nonsense.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."