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Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Rage.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Early Colour TV

AA Meeting Here Today

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."