Bath Products Gifts

Abrasive soap.

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Some scents are nonsense.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

A (P)ram.

Man in Bath

'The old one fell apart.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

His and Hernia's towels.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Theirs and Theirs

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Dummy Sucking Area

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

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