Cleaning Products Gifts

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Sweep the board.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Last Leaf

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...