Cleaning Product Distributor Gifts

The vaccum salesman.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Carpet cleaner.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

Corporate Ladder.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Yes, I can multi-task.

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

Robot Washing Up.

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Vacuum Packed snack.

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."