Cleaning Product Distributor Pillows

The vaccum salesman.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Carpet cleaner.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Corporate Ladder.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Distilleries Association

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

Robot Washing Up.

Vacuum Packed snack.

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

The cleaner of the opera.

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."