Cleaning Product Collector Pillows

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

Giraffe, having been sprayed by 'Spot Remover' has no splotches.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Shampoo.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

"More concealer?"

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

For the new gardener.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Mooseturizer

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Lipstick hiccups

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"