Cleaning Equipment Collector Pillows

Vacuum Packed snack.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Jazz Bagpipes

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'