Cleaning Equipment Collector Gifts

Vacuum Packed snack.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Jazz Bagpipes

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'