Contraption Collector Gifts

A Lazy Hunter.

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Foot Golf

Test Golf Drivers

Jazz Bagpipes

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Champignon Bell

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

For the War Inventions Board: The Screw-Stoppers for plugging the Muzzles of the Enemy's Rifles.

Silhouettes

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Crash-Test Dummies

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."