Prosthetic Collector Gifts

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Dog Love.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."