Prosthetic Collector Gifts

I like the hook better.

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Barristers

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."