Skeleton Collectors Gifts

The party finally ended

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Prepper Dog

Dog Love.

Museum of Bones

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Apocalliptical