Collecting Skeletons Gifts

The party finally ended

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

Museum of Bones

Dog Love.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Prepper Dog

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."