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The party finally ended

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Museum of Bones

Prepper Dog

Dog Love.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"This is it? No video?"