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The party finally ended

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Prepper Dog

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays