Collecting Skeleton Memorabilia T-Shirts

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Billy. The Kid.

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Fossil bands

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.