Collecting Skeleton Memorabilia Pillows

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Billy. The Kid.

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'