Skeleton Collector Pillows

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Black Death

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

The Grim Reaper Gets A New Calculator.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

No wind - miller trapped in windmill.

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

Skeleton Corner

Fall Fashion Preview

Prisoner runs out of wall space to count the days.

Buried Cable

Skeleton scientists

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.