Collecting Monster Memorabilia Pillows

'You've been recalled.'

"I'll see what he says. He's the most level-headed of the family."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Billy. The Kid.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Giant Monster in Bath

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."