Collecting Monster Memorabilia Gifts

'You've been recalled.'

"I'll see what he says. He's the most level-headed of the family."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Billy. The Kid.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Horror Stories.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Myths and legends...

"Downton Abbey Road"

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.