Collecting Vampire Memorabilia Gifts

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Shoo!"

Billy. The Kid.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Fancy a pint?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night