Collecting Vampire Lore Gifts

'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Vlad the Impala

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Bram Stoker

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Naming that Impala

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Fresh Blood In Politics

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

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