Collecting Vampire Lore Pillows

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Vlad the Impala

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Naming that Impala

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Nosferatu-D2

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Vampire Weekday