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Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Vampire on a plane

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"