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Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Fancy a pint?

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"