Collecting Vampire Memorabilia T-Shirts

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Shoo!"

Billy. The Kid.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Downton Abbey Road"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Vampire on a plane

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."