Collecting Zombie Memorabilia T-Shirts

Anyone need anything while I'm undead.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Billy. The Kid.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Monuments

Check zombies.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Pinata Zombies

Born of the Dead

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Fab Four

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Fossil bands

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.