Collecting Horror Memorabilia T-Shirts

Creepy Delivery.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Vampire Family Photos...

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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'Mr. Kong?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

John Wayne

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Clark Gable.

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

Ernest Borgnine

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'It's been taken care of.'

"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"

"Stop trying to change me!!"

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Don't even get me started with this guy. He demanded craft services supply tw tons of wool every day!"

No necking in public

"Shall we strut our stuff on the dance floor."

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow