Collecting Horror Films T-Shirts

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

He looks so natural lying there...

"Werewolves of London..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Queen Kong

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Don't go in there!!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Scary movie?'

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

The Walking TED Talk.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.