Monster Memorabilia Collector Pillows

"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"You're on a what?!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Tom Hanks

Halloween Support Group

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.