Skeletons Aficionado Pillows

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton Builder.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'He's sculling...how ironic.'