Skeletons Aficionado Prints

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Spring Cleaning

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting