Skeleton Enthusiasts Prints

"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Narcotics addiction.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Body Building

Apocalliptical

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."