Skeletal Enthusiast Prints

'One of the worst bunkers on the course.'

Is there life after death?

"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Body Building

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Pizza Delivery Delays

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"His prose is so muscular."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.